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Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

kurosukone:

True sibling protection

  • My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long
  • germanyisgay:

teenscoolest:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    germanyisgay:

    teenscoolest:

    OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

    officialfrenchtoast:

    angelanthem:

    breathe if im your favorite blog

    thank you

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    INERVIEWER: Decribe the plot of the move in one sentence.
    SCARLETT: I think that this film brings Captain America into the 21st century in a pretty explosive way and I think our characters are living in the reality of the Avengers, all of those events did actually take place, and so the wool has kind of been pulled from our eyes, and in this film it’s even more so, things are not what they seem.

    loki-cat:

    WHY DIDN’T THEY INCLUDE THIS SCENE IN THE MOVIE

    THEY’RE SO FUCKING CUTE

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    thesassycat:

    I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

    wtf I just made that post

    oh wait that is my post

    I havent slept in 2 days

    gardenvarietykiss:

b0wl:

setbabiesonfire:

memoryshirt:

Occupy in Brazil:
Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?
Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….

YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.

Bend it like a Brazilian rioter. 

I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.

    gardenvarietykiss:

    b0wl:

    setbabiesonfire:

    memoryshirt:

    Occupy in Brazil:

    Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?

    Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….

    YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.

    Bend it like a Brazilian rioter. 

    I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.

    expressions-of-nature:

Kepler Telescope Discovers Most Earth-Like Planet Yet: A nearly Earth-size planet orbits in a star’s habitable zone, detected by NASA astronomers. 

Red sunshine, seas, and maybe aliens? Scientists analyzing data from NASA’s Kepler Space Telescope today report the closest thing yet to another Earth, a world in a habitable orbit around a red dwarf star some 493 light-years away. 

Read More | Illustration by NASA/JPL-CALTECH/T. PYLE
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    expressions-of-nature:

    Kepler Telescope Discovers Most Earth-Like Planet Yet: A nearly Earth-size planet orbits in a star’s habitable zone, detected by NASA astronomers. 

    Red sunshine, seas, and maybe aliens? Scientists analyzing data from NASA’s Kepler Space Telescope today report the closest thing yet to another Earth, a world in a habitable orbit around a red dwarf star some 493 light-years away.

    Read More | Illustration by NASA/JPL-CALTECH/T. PYLE